Just So You Know

Let me start this by saying if at any time you read a message that compels you to a response, by all means... feel free to continue the learning. You DO NOT have to leave your real name or any name for that matter. When you click "post a comment" or however it reads, you have 3 options. Once on the actual comments page, you'll see prior replies as well. Then there's the 'leave a comment' field. Under that are CAPTCHA and 'choose an identity' (name) options. CAPTCHA is designed to slam SPAM as well as let me know a human is posting vs. a computer generated response. Again, I do not consume beef nor pork so SPAM is not welcomed. Even a photograph of it bothers me. Ok, not really but you get my point and hence you will see the moderation message when you've finalized your post. The identity/name options are as follows:

1) Log-in using (drop down menu for those registered with those services)

2) Nickname and URL - allows you to choose any name and/or link your site to it

3) Anonymous (you can use it but I still have the right to decide if it gets published publicly or not - GOOD FOR ME - YAY!!)

So there ya go. Send me $49.99 if you use these instructions in your own BlogSpot. Cash, cashier's check, money order and Western Union accepted 24/7. :D

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Strange Things... Part 2

Cars... every time I see a Chrysler 300 (<-photo), I just crack up laughing. I get to do this often because there are 2 right in my line of visual fire everyday. And what would be so friggin' funny about that car you ask? Look at this photo and then listen to this joke:

Now that you've hopefully laughed a little, maybe your new Chrysler 300 viewing experience will be ruined thanks to Mr Williams as well. (heeeheeeeheeeeee) And then he, in the same routine, tells us to be grateful for our raggedy cars too. We should be out putting Armour All on them just as well. Which brings me to my poor lil red bird.

Man, I've been experiencing some crazed stuff with the flightless wonder here lately. Lastly, the driver's side window is busted and is right NOW, stuck down about 2 - 3 inches. I just told ya'll a few posts ago it was not only near 0 temps but rainy as well. VERY!! So I had this tarp that has metallic pieces that cling to any metal near it. I am like yessssssss, "what a resolution"!! Too much KW on the brain, sorry. Thinking that a strong gust would come along and make the tarp airborne, I used something heavy from the house to weigh it down... so I thought. You don't have to wait for it because here it comes, sadly. I look out the window a few hours ago to see how it is and the heavy object MINUS tarp is on the ground. YIKKKKKKKKKKKKES!

I'm sure you know what happened next and I will just say this. I am no swimmer but it sure isn't nice to have an indoor winter pool... IN YOUR VEHICLE no damn doubt. Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh... Any of you PEOPLE laughing, I hate you so much right now. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!

Yeah Katt, whaddah you have to say for that shi*t???? :p

PS - My new t-shirt - Got Plastic??

PS 2 - Phantoms, Bentleys and 300's are for Black people. I ain't Black, I'm Honey Cocoa Brown!!

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