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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

First Female President - My #1 Choice

Here we are discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. For those of you who would like a choice for President, we have a solution. It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!



Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

Maxine on "Driver Safety"; "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures ."

Maxine on "Housework"; "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care"; "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"; "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"; "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging"; "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."





I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate.



"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!) "

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere... you may be dead."

And with that said, tell me you did not laugh, huh... at least a lil?? Come on, we need some humor in our lives every now and again. I love Maxine and I plan to find more of her quips to add here. Have some, please pass them on.

BTW - I received this in an email from a good friend of mine as this info. seems to have disappeared from my original posting of this message. Hmmmm...

Slammed down by Lady Di at 1:42:00 AM

6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2008 at 3:27:00 PM EST

    "GO MAXINE" !!!! Yeah ! ....you tell it like it is girl.
    Maxine "keepin' it real" !
    What a great idea. :-)

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  2. Lady DiJanuary 30, 2008 at 4:52:00 PM EST

    Geenie, I've been loving her attitude on life since the comic strips in our local paper. I was in my 20's or so back then. I laugh each and every time I read her same jokes over and over as if I never read it before. Glad to know she makes someone else smile too. Hope you can check out the website and in the archives go to December. Her holiday (each day) humor made me choke.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2008 at 5:45:00 PM EST

    Cut and dry; The way a presidential hopeful should be. No tip toe, half answer, dodger bullshit going on. Ms. Maxine is a straight shooter. Thanx for putting me on.

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  4. Lady DiJanuary 31, 2008 at 1:05:00 AM EST

    That's what I'm talking about dadot. No flim flaming with her ya know. Next time... oh next time...

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  5. kayozJanuary 31, 2008 at 2:26:00 AM EST

    you americans can be glad that i'm not allowed to vote over there! heck, yeah: maxine for president!
    ...man was i cracking up reading those quotes...i wonder if we are related? at least she seems to be a soulmate of mine...laughs

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  6. Lady DiJanuary 31, 2008 at 6:03:00 PM EST

    I am so glad we have such supporters like you too Kayoz. WOOOOHOOOO! I swear I'm gonna write her name in next time. WAIT AND SEE. (laughs)

    (runs off to get Kayoz a write-in ballot to mail to Germ)

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