When life give you lemons, make lemonade... dangit

And be sure to add lots of sugar (patience). While traveled across town the muffler fell off the car. So I pulled over and said what every women says... "oh shyt!". While meditating, a nice gentleman got out of his car and tried to help. He used some old rubber found on the ground but it was not long enough to hold the heavy muffler in place. Of course I had no wire hangers in the car as I hate them from my childhood. Anyhow he left and I pulled under the over pass near some not so grassy area and meditated some more. Finally, I get out and looked around on the ground for something else to use since I'd searched the entire car already... even the armrest. :p

Suddenly I found a piece of hose (tubing) which was quite long. I put that on after I cleaned it off. Hey, I'm semi-germaphobic, ok? Anyhow, I looked down and saw a piece of very rusted wire 3 - 4 coat hangers thick and proceeded to clean it off too. Funny the Dr. today asked me about a tetanus shot. Hmmmmmmmmm... Onwards......... I took the hose back off and decided to thread the wire inside of the hose to make it sturdier since I had no strength to tie the wire to the pipes I needed. Since the hose was much longer I tied it into 3 knots and managed to make it over 30 more miles to my destination. It was a loud ride but safer under speeds of 50 mph. Not only was the traffic flow on my side but so was GOD.

I really believe there were several Angels watching over me. But even if it was just one... one was all I needed and am every blessed for him/her.

2 Bees From Oakland - 'Realimentary'

Not since Moms Mabley have I been impressed by the female comedians of my era and forward. I found some grand at what they are supposed to do but none have made me cry AND laugh like she did. I would choke as a child listening to her talk about her old husband and the great racial divide of that time period. Yes, I said "listening" because it was that long ago that as a Black female comedian she was not allowed on TV for many reasons. Color was just one of them. Her mouth was more raw than any man I can name today. If there were televised episodes of her, it was more likely the few movies she managed to get into during the speckled life she led.

So, today I was on You Tube and somehow landed on '2 Bees From Oakland'. I went to their channel there to see a total of 3 videos and literally fell off a queen sized bed laughing so hard. It's Miss Laura with her "homegirl" Luenell and their "one eyed therapist" view on everything. Like Katt says "evvvvvvverrrrrrrrythang" - seriously. I don't smoke weed, never have but that skit was too friggin' HAHlarious. So, without more chitter chatter, let's get to the subject matter.

2 Bees From Oakland's Official Website & 2 Bees From Oakland's YouTube Channel

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